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I hate the way people in movie theaters...

Mon Jul 20, 2009, 10:30 AM
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Reading: Wicked
react to the previews.

I went to see The Half-Blood Prince (and I still hate David Yates), and there weren't many people in the theater since it was a Sunday morning.

They all guffawed like donkeys at the Sherlock Holmes trailer. I'm not much of a loler in public, unless something is just bust-a-gut funny. So when some guy on screen throws a hammer at another guy, it doesn't instantly tickle my funny bone. But, obviously the rest of the audience is more easily amused than myself.

Then, the Where the Wild Things Are trailer comes on. And I'm squirming in my seat with excitement, grabbing Collin's arm in an attempt to physically convey to him how awesome that movie will undoubtedly be, and so forth and so on. When the trailer ends, I hear nothing except some asshole behind us let out a confused "uhh...okay."

WTFISWRONGWITHYOU!?!?!?! You thought Robert Downey Jr. getting kicked in the nuts by Rachel McAdams was uproariously funny, and yet you merely shrug off the long awaited cinematic debut of one of the greatest children's stories of all time directed by SPIKE FUCKING JONZE?

Oh wait...why am I surprised?

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~jesidangerously:iconjesidangerously: Jul 8, 2009, 6:33:24 AM
I suck. :D

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*Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: Jul 7, 2009, 4:06:10 PM
Here have a biscuit

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~jesidangerously:iconjesidangerously: Jul 7, 2009, 4:11:51 PM
Is that a cheddar biscuit? :eyes:

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*Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: Jul 7, 2009, 4:14:05 PM
Sure

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~jesidangerously:iconjesidangerously: Jul 7, 2009, 4:15:42 PM
Then I'll take it, and wish it were real.

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*Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: Jul 7, 2009, 4:16:51 PM
good good

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~JoanColeman:iconJoanColeman: Jul 7, 2009, 3:33:47 PM
Lovely gallery you have here. I've really enjoyed looking through it. You have a very special perspective.:blowkiss:

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~jesidangerously:iconjesidangerously: Jul 7, 2009, 3:36:12 PM
Thank you :hug:

Your gallery ain't nothing to shake a stick at, neither. I love your caricatures! They're definitely unique.

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